Yup, that’s right. I’m talking about the Erewhon Veterans. These are the folks who’ve spent their hard-earned cash on $19 smoothies and raw, organic, non-GMO, hand-rubbed oat milk - that takes courage.
You see ‘em every day—exhausted, a little underfed, proudly flaunting their Erewhon tote bag they paid $60 for. They stand tall, clutching their mushroom adaptogen latte, and let me tell ya, they’re about as close to ancient warriors as you’re gonna get in L.A. These heroes are ready to face the deadly perils of wildflower honey, pasture-raised protein bars, and vegan buffalo cauliflower with the strength only a daily shopper at Erewhon knows.
And, look, to honor these brave souls - The Erewhon Veteran Trucker Hat, because if there’s one thing these legends deserve, it’s a piece of headwear to match the investment they’ve made. Every dollar from these hats doesn’t go to any official troops, but it does support the dedicated troops of Erewhon. You’re not just buying a hat, folks; you’re joining a tribe. A tribe that knows the difference between six different kinds of ancient grains and isn’t afraid to throw down for some chlorophyll-infused water. So support the troops—of Erewhon, that is—by grabbing yourself one of these hats.
But seriously—on this day, to the actual veterans who’ve served and sacrificed for the freedoms we enjoy every day, we owe you the deepest gratitude. Thank you for your service, for your courage, and for all that you do.
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